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osamah:

ven0moth:

simon says send nudes

someone report simon to the police

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
  • fuckyesliampayne:

    justiceandromance:

    alex-is-fab:

    gay-on:

    Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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    Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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    Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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    SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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    levon76:

sarahseeandersen:

An ancient trick that has been used for thousands of years, works with a 99.9% success rate.

Works for me.